The All-time Top 10 things I Would never Do
10) I would never cry over spilt milk.
9) I would never eat a Ginsters Pasty.
8) I would never buy a CD by Michael Jackson.
7) I would never try hot air ballooning without first having had some lessons.
6) I would never disobey the laws of thermodynamics.
5) I would never read another Dan Brown book.
4) I would never ever ever ever buy Spam, make a Spam salad, put on a Tux, light some candles and sit down for an anniversary dinner with my wife.
3) I would never go to the cinema to watch a horror film.
2) I would never still be working on a thing like this past midnight.
1) I would never pass one of these things on to other people.
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