Scraping the Barrel

More proof, if it were needed, that Simon Cowell is an idiot.

And staying with the pseudo-musical theme, Britain's entry to Eurovision was announced as "Scooch" who look, and sound, truly terrible. To think Morrissey had put himself forward to be our entry and was told he would have to go through the qualifying procedure (read, money making format) is disgraceful.

But then who really cares about Eurovision. It is one of the biggest non-events of the TV calendar...